2/9/08

Murphy's Law at Work

A pat on the back is only a few centimetres from a kick in the pants.

Don't be irreplaceable, if you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.

The more crap you put up with, the more crap you are going to get.

You can go anywhere you want if you look serious and carry a clipboard.

Eat one live toad the first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.

If at first you don't succeed, try again. Then quit. No use being a fool about it.

To err is to human, to forgive is not company policy.

The last person that quit or was fired will be the one held responsible for everything that goes wrong - until the next person quits or is fired.

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