My husband was throwing this ripped and soiled t-shirt out (yardsale find 15 years ago??? so it is a classic!) and I told him no! I need to blog that.! LOL -- A very clever list.
Front of shirt:
All Nighter -- Will Cram Tomorrow
Alumni -- Employs Athlethic Department
Bachelor Degree -- Swinging Single
B.S. Degree -- Someone Bought Your Theory
Campus -- Four Year Babysitter
Cafeteria -- Science Lab
Cram -- Japanese Chowder
Dean's List -- Coming To A Theatre Near You
Debate -- Used On Fish Hooks
Elective -- No Brainer
Endowment -- Head Cheerleader's Sweater
Final Exam -- Autopsy
Graduate -- Dustin Hoffman
Greek Week -- Kojak Returns
Liberal Arts -- Democrats With Crayons
Back of shirt:
Major -- ROTC Student
Midterm -- Four Months Pregnant
Minor -- CoEd Jail Bait
Pledge -- Lemon Spray Wax
Professor -- Could Not Find A Real Job
Rhodes Scholar -- Highway Expert
Rush -- Radio Personality
Skater Class -- What Tonya Harding Lacks
Spring Break -- 10 Day Blackout
Tenure -- Jock Graduation Plan
Textbook -- Where Oswald Worked
Toga, Toga, Toga -- What Greek Kamikaze Pilots Say
Undergraduate -- Mrs. Robinson
After I posted my list, he said he would not throw it out, he would recycle it as a rag.
Nice.
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