11/2/08

A teacher gave each student in her class the first half of a proverb, and then asked them to come up with the rest of the phrase.

Better to be safe than . . .
punch a 5th grader.

Strike while the . . . bug is close.

It's always darkest before . . .
daylight savings time.

Never underestimate the power of . . .
termites.

Don't bite the hand that . . . looks dirty.

A miss is as good as a . . .
Mr.

You can't teach an old dog new . . .
math.

The pen is mightier than the . . .
pigs.

An idle mind is . . .
the best way to relax.

Happy the bride who . . .
gets all the presents.

A penny saved is . . .
not much.

Laugh and the world laughs with you, cry and . . .
you have to blow your nose.

Children should be seen and not . . .
spanked or grounded.

If at first you don't succeed . . .
get new batteries.

You get out of something what you . . . see pictured on the box.

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